Defamations | You're My No.1 to Get Smashed With
Tired of sickly sweet sentiments and cards that make you want to actually gag? Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Defamations Greeting Cards, where sass and sarcasm are always on the menu!
If your friendship thrives on questionable decisions, late-night laughs, and the occasional (okay, frequent) "getting smashed" session, then this is the card for your partner in crime. Our "You're My No.1 to Get Smashed With" card is not for the faint of heart, but it's absolutely perfect for that one person who truly gets your vibe.
These delightfully dirty and devious cards are filled with just the right amount of cheeky humour to make anyone snort-laugh embarrassingly (mission accomplished!). It's the ideal way to say "I love you, you magnificent mess" without actually having to get all sappy.
Designed right here in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia, you can feel good about giving a card that's both hilarious and a little bit naughty. Plus, it's blank inside, leaving you ample space to pen a truly cringe-worthy (or surprisingly heartfelt) message.
Paired with a classic kraft envelope, this card is ready to deliver a dose of unadulterated honesty and a guaranteed laugh. Because some friendships are built on booze and bad decisions, and those are the best kind!
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- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout
Tired of sickly sweet sentiments and cards that make you want to actually gag? Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Defamations Greeting Cards, where sass and sarcasm are always on the menu!
If your friendship thrives on questionable decisions, late-night laughs, and the occasional (okay, frequent) "getting smashed" session, then this is the card for your partner in crime. Our "You're My No.1 to Get Smashed With" card is not for the faint of heart, but it's absolutely perfect for that one person who truly gets your vibe.
These delightfully dirty and devious cards are filled with just the right amount of cheeky humour to make anyone snort-laugh embarrassingly (mission accomplished!). It's the ideal way to say "I love you, you magnificent mess" without actually having to get all sappy.
Designed right here in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia, you can feel good about giving a card that's both hilarious and a little bit naughty. Plus, it's blank inside, leaving you ample space to pen a truly cringe-worthy (or surprisingly heartfelt) message.
Paired with a classic kraft envelope, this card is ready to deliver a dose of unadulterated honesty and a guaranteed laugh. Because some friendships are built on booze and bad decisions, and those are the best kind!
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout