Disrupted Industries | Notebook | Grumpy Bastard Shhh. Coffee First.
For when the world starts moving too fast and your brain is still in "sleep mode," the Disrupted Industries "Coffee First" Notebook is your ultimate gatekeeper.
Featuring a green-haired devil character with a look of quiet judgment, this notebook is the perfect place to store your brilliant ideas—as soon as the caffeine actually kicks in. It’s the official stationery of the "no talky before coffee" club.
Product Highlights
- The Vibe: Radical boundaries. It’s the silent shield you need when people start "circling back" before you've even finished your first espresso.
- The Artwork: A signature Disrupted Industries design featuring a stoic, green-haired character and the non-negotiable morning rule: "Shhh. COFFEE FIRST YOUR STUPID SH—T LATER."
- Sleek Aesthetic: The classic black cover makes a bold, professional (yet slightly menacing) statement on any desk or in any boardroom.
- Secure & Organized: Includes a matching black elastic closure to keep your high-stakes notes and low-stakes doodles safely contained.
Specifications
- Cover: Premium soft-touch matte finish in deep charcoal black.
- Binding: Lay-flat design for a smooth, frustration-free writing experience.
- Features: Rounded corners, integrated elastic band, and high-quality paper that stands up to your most caffeinated brainstorming sessions.
- Size: The ideal size for stashing in your bag or keeping right next to the coffee machine.
"The only morning routine that actually works: Drink coffee, then deal with the chaos."
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout
For when the world starts moving too fast and your brain is still in "sleep mode," the Disrupted Industries "Coffee First" Notebook is your ultimate gatekeeper.
Featuring a green-haired devil character with a look of quiet judgment, this notebook is the perfect place to store your brilliant ideas—as soon as the caffeine actually kicks in. It’s the official stationery of the "no talky before coffee" club.
Product Highlights
- The Vibe: Radical boundaries. It’s the silent shield you need when people start "circling back" before you've even finished your first espresso.
- The Artwork: A signature Disrupted Industries design featuring a stoic, green-haired character and the non-negotiable morning rule: "Shhh. COFFEE FIRST YOUR STUPID SH—T LATER."
- Sleek Aesthetic: The classic black cover makes a bold, professional (yet slightly menacing) statement on any desk or in any boardroom.
- Secure & Organized: Includes a matching black elastic closure to keep your high-stakes notes and low-stakes doodles safely contained.
Specifications
- Cover: Premium soft-touch matte finish in deep charcoal black.
- Binding: Lay-flat design for a smooth, frustration-free writing experience.
- Features: Rounded corners, integrated elastic band, and high-quality paper that stands up to your most caffeinated brainstorming sessions.
- Size: The ideal size for stashing in your bag or keeping right next to the coffee machine.
"The only morning routine that actually works: Drink coffee, then deal with the chaos."
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout