Disrupted Industries | Notebook | Derpy Bird Shine So Bright
Finally, a notebook for when your brilliance is less “twinkle twinkle” and more “blind the bastards with your nuclear-level glow.” This badass is perfect for jotting down world domination plans, passive-aggressive to-do lists, or just doodling dicks during boring meetings. The cover screams main character energy, and the message? A gentle reminder to outshine every mediocre fucker in the room until they need sunglasses to look your way.
✨ Use it for: *
- Manifesting your sparkly chaos
- Writing goals the haters said you’d never reach (joke’s on them, they’re squinting now)
- Sketching the sunglasses your enemies will need
Warning: May cause envy, bitchiness, and spontaneous applause from strangers. Shine, baby. Burn their fucking eyes out.
- 80 lined sheets (160 pages)
- elastic closure
- bookmark ribbon
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout
Finally, a notebook for when your brilliance is less “twinkle twinkle” and more “blind the bastards with your nuclear-level glow.” This badass is perfect for jotting down world domination plans, passive-aggressive to-do lists, or just doodling dicks during boring meetings. The cover screams main character energy, and the message? A gentle reminder to outshine every mediocre fucker in the room until they need sunglasses to look your way.
✨ Use it for: *
- Manifesting your sparkly chaos
- Writing goals the haters said you’d never reach (joke’s on them, they’re squinting now)
- Sketching the sunglasses your enemies will need
Warning: May cause envy, bitchiness, and spontaneous applause from strangers. Shine, baby. Burn their fucking eyes out.
- 80 lined sheets (160 pages)
- elastic closure
- bookmark ribbon
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout