Defamations | Happy Birthday Awesome Things Will Happen
Tired of sickly sweet sentiments and cards that make you want to actually gag? Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Defamations Greeting Cards, where sass and sarcasm are always on the menu!
Another year, another excuse to celebrate... or at least acknowledge the inevitable march of time! Our "Happy Birthday! Awesome Things Will Happen..." card is for that special someone whose birthday deserves a wish that's a little less "cupcakes and rainbows" and a lot more "realistic (and probably hilarious) chaos."
These delightfully dirty and devious cards are filled with just the right amount of sass and sarcasm to make anyone snort-laugh embarrassingly (mission accomplished!). It's the ideal way to say "Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with all the awesome things you actually want to happen (and none of the terrible ones we secretly expect after a certain age)."
Designed right here in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia, you can feel good about giving a card that's both hilarious and a little bit naughty. Plus, it's blank inside, leaving you ample space to pen a truly cringe-worthy (or surprisingly heartfelt) message.
Paired with a classic kraft envelope, this card is ready to deliver a dose of unadulterated honesty and a guaranteed laugh. Because growing older sucks, but at least your friends are still funny!
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- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout
Tired of sickly sweet sentiments and cards that make you want to actually gag? Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Defamations Greeting Cards, where sass and sarcasm are always on the menu!
Another year, another excuse to celebrate... or at least acknowledge the inevitable march of time! Our "Happy Birthday! Awesome Things Will Happen..." card is for that special someone whose birthday deserves a wish that's a little less "cupcakes and rainbows" and a lot more "realistic (and probably hilarious) chaos."
These delightfully dirty and devious cards are filled with just the right amount of sass and sarcasm to make anyone snort-laugh embarrassingly (mission accomplished!). It's the ideal way to say "Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with all the awesome things you actually want to happen (and none of the terrible ones we secretly expect after a certain age)."
Designed right here in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia, you can feel good about giving a card that's both hilarious and a little bit naughty. Plus, it's blank inside, leaving you ample space to pen a truly cringe-worthy (or surprisingly heartfelt) message.
Paired with a classic kraft envelope, this card is ready to deliver a dose of unadulterated honesty and a guaranteed laugh. Because growing older sucks, but at least your friends are still funny!
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout