Defamations - Head Like a Sieve Password Journal
Right, listen up, you magnificent forgetful fiends! Behold the Password Journal – your trusty sidekick in the ongoing battle against the digital dementia that plagues us all. Perfectly square at 115 x 115 mm and packing 72 glorious pages, this little lifesaver is here to tell technology where it can stick its ever-so-helpful password requirements.
Ever feel like your brain's less a steel trap and more a… well, the product name says it all: a sieve? Do phrases like, "Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter," send shivers of digital dread down your spine? Yeah, us too. That's why this journal exists – to bring a little sanity back to the password pandemonium.
Consider this your offline sanctuary in the chaotic online world. Finally, a place to jot down those ridiculously complex combinations without relying on your increasingly unreliable grey matter. Think of it as your brain's external hard drive, minus the glitchy updates and inevitable crashes.
Now, a public service announcement from the rebels at Defamations: We take absolutely NO responsibility if you, in your infinite wisdom, fail to actually WRITE DOWN your passwords in this book. We've done our part by creating this analog oasis; the rest is on you, chief. There's only so much we can do to rescue you from the dreaded "forgot password" loop!
Designed with a knowing smirk in our Defamations Studio and printed on lovely, eco-friendly paper (because even the forgetful among us can be environmentally conscious), this Password Journal is your weapon of choice in the war against digital amnesia. So, grab a pen, embrace the analog, and maybe, just maybe, you'll finally remember where you stashed that secret code for your cat's online fan club. You're welcome.
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Right, listen up, you magnificent forgetful fiends! Behold the Password Journal – your trusty sidekick in the ongoing battle against the digital dementia that plagues us all. Perfectly square at 115 x 115 mm and packing 72 glorious pages, this little lifesaver is here to tell technology where it can stick its ever-so-helpful password requirements.
Ever feel like your brain's less a steel trap and more a… well, the product name says it all: a sieve? Do phrases like, "Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter," send shivers of digital dread down your spine? Yeah, us too. That's why this journal exists – to bring a little sanity back to the password pandemonium.
Consider this your offline sanctuary in the chaotic online world. Finally, a place to jot down those ridiculously complex combinations without relying on your increasingly unreliable grey matter. Think of it as your brain's external hard drive, minus the glitchy updates and inevitable crashes.
Now, a public service announcement from the rebels at Defamations: We take absolutely NO responsibility if you, in your infinite wisdom, fail to actually WRITE DOWN your passwords in this book. We've done our part by creating this analog oasis; the rest is on you, chief. There's only so much we can do to rescue you from the dreaded "forgot password" loop!
Designed with a knowing smirk in our Defamations Studio and printed on lovely, eco-friendly paper (because even the forgetful among us can be environmentally conscious), this Password Journal is your weapon of choice in the war against digital amnesia. So, grab a pen, embrace the analog, and maybe, just maybe, you'll finally remember where you stashed that secret code for your cat's online fan club. You're welcome.
- Shipping Policy
- Refund Policy
- Option for signature on delivery available at checkout