Defamations - The Fuckening Book

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're all beautifully flawed, aren't we? This isn't your grandma's coffee table book (unless your grandma's secretly hilarious and has a potty mouth). Behold this perfectly square (115 x 115mm), 72-page slab of glorious irreverence, sporting a slick hard cover with fancy Spot UV details – because even our inner demons deserve a bit of shine!

Let's be honest, if you appreciate a good chuckle (the kind that might snort a little), have a casual relationship with the f-bomb, enjoy a cheeky innuendo or two, and your default setting is set to "sarcasm," then honey, this book was practically MADE for your delightfully sinful soul.

Life throwing you lemons? This book is your tequila shot with a salty rim of dark humour. Need a gift for your ride-or-die bestie who gets your twisted jokes? Nailed it. Want to subtly tell your husband/wife they're wonderfully weird? Bingo. Got grown-up kids who appreciate unfiltered honesty? Look no further. Or, and this is our personal favourite, that neighbour who's been testing your last nerve for years? Well, let's just say this book speaks volumes without you having to utter a single (potentially regrettable) word.

Designed with a wink and a nudge in our very own Defamations Studio and printed on planet-friendly paper (because even sinners care a little), this Fun Coffee Table Book is your go-to for those moments when polite society can take a hike. So, go ahead, embrace your inner chaos agent and let the laughter (and maybe a few well-placed f-bombs in private) commence!